Only I Be Sharin’ Me Treasure With Ye, Mate
All ye scallywags out there, don’t ye know it be Talk Like A Pirate Day? In graaaaand celebration of such a day, I be posting something that be purely fun, something I be findin’ from a girl who liken all sorts of pretty shinies like me. Course, this thing ain’t anythin’ like me fellow pirates, and it ain’t to be taken too seriously, but it be be-yew-tiful gold and flowin’ ocean-like, see?
What be the treasure? Why, a mirror, of course. Here: it be called Colorstrology, peculiar as it is. Course, some be sayin’ it be a genie or a horoscope, but I say it bring tinglies.